Mary's School Pictures

And the tradition continues...
Yesterday we got Mary's school pictures back. It's been quite a while since I had a professional picture taken, but it looks like the standard "Say Cheese" just wasn't getting the job done, and photographers are trying new methods to get that perfect photograph.
Just a few techniques I think Mary's photographer may have used:
1. Say "Vomit"!!!
2. "Look at those cute little toes! Mr. Photographer is just going to bite them right off, one at a time!"
3. "I bet you're a Mommy's girl! Too bad she's never coming back to get you."
4. "Wow, look at that fun ride-on toy you're sitting on! Now look right here and pretend it's a dentist's chair!"